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softpack 

(n. or v.) to tear the filter off of a cigarette and give it to someone; to smoke a cigarette with no filter; a fairly inefficient way to smoke, considering that the tobacco will get lodged in one's teeth, and his or her tongue will burn; to rip someone off. See softpacking , cigarettes , smoking , rip off , white girl mouth , tobacco , no filter
"Hey, did Carson buy the cigarettes for tonight?"
"Yeah, they're in my bag. But I smoked one and as it turns out, he ripped the damn filters off and softpacked us. My mouth is on fire."
"That sucks. Hey, you have something in your teeth."
"What a rip off."
softpack by thisashisonfire December 15, 2014
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softpacking 

As opposed to the bikepacker, the softpacker makes as much use as possible of wild swimming opportunities, four poster beds, baths, restaurants (bonus points for Michelin stars) fine ales, finer wines and speciality coffee outlets, with commensurately less kit carried and commensurately fewer hours ridden.
Softpacking: the choice of the older, wiser, richer and more arthritic bikepacker
softpacking by tricadam May 5, 2025

Soft Pack 

When you're ready to fuck but your dick ain't. Causing you to force your flaccid meat inside her. Sometimes with the added assistance of a finger to push it through in hopes it will become erect. This often end up just being genitalia smashing against each other without penetration.
How you gonna fuck her your dick ain't even hard? Don't worry about that Brian I'ma soft pack it. It'll get hard.
Soft Pack by I Am The Ferrett October 20, 2020
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