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Soft serving 

A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.
Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."
Soft serving by mushmushbear March 28, 2015

Soft-Serving 

Usually a boy does this to himself, but soft serving is the action of giving a handjob to someone.
“Last night i Soft-served( Soft-Serving) myself”
Jp Spartapigbob

Soft-Serving It 

To achieve orgasm without erection.
"I didn't want anyone to see that I had a hard on, so I was soft-serving it."
Soft-Serving It by Sex Faulkner November 14, 2006

soft servin 

To have sex while one's penis is flaccid. Often times one will end up "soft servin" some girl after a night of libations and devil dancin.
Guy: How'd you like that shit I served up to you last night, girl? Good, innit?

Girl: Man fuck you, you were soft servin me for like an hour and a half, and then you passed out on top me.
soft servin by snomanZP July 30, 2008
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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