Soderwank 

A grouping of two or more people who can overcome everything and are thought of as modern day Legends.

Omg those two girl are so Soderwank!

Soderwank by YouEatSlow July 9, 2009

superwank 

Wanking at the speed of light.

"Mmmmmmmm... ooh, my hand's blurring!" - Superman

superwank by Dr. Jackass April 23, 2005

Sidewank

When you wank while laying sideways as to avoid suspicion that you are actually wanking.

Hey you won't believe it, i caught my flat mate sidewanking. Was really awkward when i walked in and he glanced at me in a state of complete shock!

Sidewank by Bpicer April 8, 2011

superwanking 

Superwanking is when you are standing on a roof on a dramatically stormy and windy day, you are wearing a cape and nothing else money shot off the building and with your non wanking hand you need it outstretched like superman

Yo you see thet geezer up there, hes pulling off a sweet one, hes superwanking.

superwanking by Ya boi eat that pussy 444 October 21, 2017

Sunrise Superwank 

When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after sleeping on it all night and since it’s the morning you want to whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..feels..like..you get the picture.

1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.

2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.

Sunrise Superwank by Woo Back Baby September 30, 2020

spiderwanking 

When you spend far too much time detailing a technical drawing. When a drawing can be produced with significant detail to carry out the manufacture but instead 3 days is spent highly detailing the drawing. By J.A.K. Baljaffray, Glasgow

You have been spiderwanking meaning you have spent far to much time and effort on a job over complicating it eg when drawing a section of steelwork you spend time embossing the steel with letters and numbers in a model

spiderwanking by Triboner September 12, 2014

Sunrise Superwank 

When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after sleeping on it all night and since it’s the morning you want to whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..feels..like..you get the picture.

1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.

2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.

Sunrise Superwank by Woo Back Baby September 30, 2020