Soda Gremlin 

A type of girl usually only encountered online and not in the real world they can be found in many game lobbies or even more readily found actively involved in games with extensive customization such as Gaia online, IMVU, and Second Life or in rare circumstances in their habitat made of soda cans and SIMS memorabilia. Somehow they have shirked the need for pure water entirely exchanging it for their beverage of choice causing them to audibly burp at passers by. Sometimes viewed by other as attractive though this seems to confuse even a Soda Gremlin if told this.

1."Man im way too much of a Soda Gremlin i went through two twelve packs of coke in a day somehow."
2."Hey man what's u.. *massive burp* Jesus ya Soda Gremlin"
3."You can't see your monitor because of the cans you Soda Gremlin"

Soda Gremlin by CrimCramms August 23, 2023