A small town in South-Central New Mexico, home of New Mexico Tech and thus with the largest nerd-to-normal ratio in the US. Known for lack of external stimuli (boring as all hell).
It is one of the many variations of help in the Spanish language yet, also a name for males and females in Spanish speaking countries. Also the Spanish equivalent to Succour.
Bald Eagle: I have a pet unicorn named Sparkles, and it can fly me to the moon whenever I want. Also, I'm secretly a world-famous astronaut, but I can't tell anyone because it's top secret.
G Rock: L̶i̶a̶r̶,̶ ̶d̶e̶l̶u̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶!̶ Socorro!