Socks on

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You say "Socks on" Before sexual intercourse of the same sex to let your partner know that what they're about to do is no longer homosexual (Gay) therefore being Heterosexual (Straight). Make sure your partner and anyone else in the room puts their socks on, otherwise the act will be considered gay.

Dave: Socks on!
Zack: Socks on!
*They both put their socks on*
*Dave slowly and sensually undresses Zack*
ME: You get the picture, we don't need to go any further than that

Socks on by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018

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Socks on

It’s like no homo before sex

Steve: wanna do it?
Mark: isn’t that gay tho?
Steve: socks on

Socks on by The_..steve May 20, 2022

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Socks on a rooster

Describing a difficult task.

How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.

socks on a rooster

Socks on a rooster by Htes October 1, 2017

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socks on a rooster

socks on a rooster- something with poor fit or poor workmanship. Looks really bad.

That paint job on that car looks like socks on a rooster!

socks on a rooster by Bone Daddy 52 December 18, 2010

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socks on house

a house or living situation at which you feel less likely to contract an illness from its unclean floors by keeping your socks on. Extreme cases of this are "shoes on houses" where you are sucidal to take your shoes off.

Person 1: Hey where are you going?
Person 2: Jeff's house
Person 1: Oh be sure to keep your socks on, that house sent Jimmy to the hospital last week cuz he took his socks off. Such a socks on house.
Person 2: What a dumb ass. Yeah, I'm keeping the socks on.

socks on house by <3pantie<3 July 7, 2009

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socks on the teeth

When you drink too much tonic water and your teeth feel like they are wearing socks.

I feel like I have socks on the teeth

socks on the teeth by Wilketeeth December 15, 2017

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Socks on Cocks

when you aggressively nut into clothing

“Babe I just pulled a socks on cocks”
“Nice”

Socks on Cocks by lebumdum March 10, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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