sock fucker 

Hopeless guy in his late 20's to early 30's that was never kissed and lives in his moms basement. Pretends sock is a woman while looking at free thumbnails. Usually unemployed.

Do not shake hands with a sock fucker.

sock fucker by Top Gunt June 3, 2004

Sock Fucker 

An adolescent boy whom has just discoverd masterbation.
usually has an acne riddin face, underbite, and his diet consists of chicken nugguts and mr. pib. Has no funds to buy lub or tissues. because he spends his money on Mcdonalds, comics and soft core anime porn. So he masterbates with his sock and tosses it in the laundry.

Mom: I wish our son wasnt a sock fucker.
Dad: When i was his age i was way to up in the pipe to try that.
Mom: i want a divorce.

Sock Fucker by Walter Fishington September 25, 2010

sock fucker 

One who is extremely bored that they place a tube sock upon their penis and continualy thrust back and fourth until climax has been reached!

"terry was so bored that he pick up his grandfathers tube sock and had a field day! What a sock fucker!"

sock fucker by big harry johnson lovers April 5, 2007

Sock Fucker 

A term for an annoying ass that seems to know everything but has never been with a woman before. Most likely will be in love with sock puppets or the sock drawer the rest of his life. Mostly used as an insult.

HEY! Shut your mouth Sock Fucker!

Sock Fucker by Joke Of The Day 4 March 29, 2015

Sock Fucker 

A man who fucks a sock, and cums inside.

Tim: "John your a sock fucker?!"
John: "NUH UH!"

Sock Fucker by tsinnn. September 10, 2023

sock fucker 

One that has intercourse with their socks on.

Your mom has intercourse with her socks on; ergo, she is a sock fucker.

sock fucker by xcryptic April 11, 2006

Sock Fucker 

a person who removes all other articles of clothing but fails to remove their socks before intercourse; usually male

So I was hooking up with this guy last night and he was a SOCK FUCKER!!!

Sock Fucker by missbirdle July 12, 2010