Sock Eater

A mythical creature that lives only to eat socks, and leaves a trail of odd pairs in its wake.

Sightings of this elusive creature are rare and unsubstantiated. It's habitat is thought to be somewhere between the sock drawer and the washing machine. Other theories place the sock eater closer to the tumble drier, but this is thought unlikely, as socks can go missing even when left hanging to dry.

Student #1: "I just keep losing socks everytime I do a wash, I have no idea where they're going"

Student #2: "Sounds like you're being stalked by a sock eater"

by Russell86 January 18, 2008

Sockwater

Water which has been contaminated with threads from a sock.

Drink this sockwater, bitch!

I fucked your mum!
Oh yeah? Drink sockwater, fag!

Hey Tommy B, are you gay?
No, but I drink the occasional "sockwater"

by Whoa!Penis2 August 6, 2008

Sockbater

Masturbating into a sock alot, to the point it's stiffer than a board.
Poor poor socks.

Shawn is a chronic sockbater of his wife's socks

by Cunt Lord April 5, 2018

sockeater99

a really attractive person who makes awesome tiktoks and they’re REALLY sexy

Omg sockeater99 just posted they’re so awesome you should follow them

by koolkidamogus999 April 9, 2021

Moroccan Sockeater

Any dog mix of unknown origin.

ie:

"What kind of dog do you have?"
"Him? He's a Moroccan Sockeater."

See also, Mississippi Brown Dog.

"What kind of dog do you have?"
"Him? He's a Moroccan Sockeater

by [e-mail] June 9, 2014

sackeater

a sackeater is a mentally unstable, sometimes schizophrenic even, person who often "glaze" or "meat ride" similarly unwell people like a SHAP15C. They're talkative by nature and will either gossip others or praise a SHAP15C that they know personally and will hardly stop until their social battery runs out.

Dude how much of a sackeater are you?! you've been talking about the local SHAP15C for the past 3 hours!

by JohnSewersluh March 24, 2025