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To get an excuse from a girl who does not want to hang out with you that is probably not true. This comes from the often excuse of "I have to do laundry" instead of watch a movie at your apartment.
I called that girl from the bar to see if she wanted to come out tonight but she gave me socks.

Did you ask her out?
Yeah.
And..?
She gave me socks.
by Alden Crissey February 03, 2009
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garments that go on your feet inside shoes, preferably not when wearing open-toed sandals.
When worn for 3 or more days in a row, socks can become completely toxic and must be disposed of in a university lab facility.
by bleeeyuh December 05, 2004
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Used to soak up a boy's jizz after he masturbated into it. Many boys masturbate with the sock over the penis, soaking the sock in warm water to simulate the feel of a warm vagina. Some masturbate and only use the sock right before they are about the ejaculate by inserting the dick in the sock right before orgasm. This is good as you dont have to worry where your man juice goes. Whatever way you use it, socks are awwsome when your a teenager who likes to have wanks.
Last night i felt like a fap but it was late at night and really dark. instead of trying to catch my jizz in the dark, I simply slipped on a sock over the throbbing penis and pumped away at it. I came all over the sock and the next morning i just chucked it in the laundry.
by Callum69 June 13, 2009
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something used as a semen catcher for horny little boys who don't want to clean up after they jerk it.

Something hicks with mullets use for birth control.
Dude, last night I used a sock in the barn. My mom came in after I finished up my duty and was like, why do you have your shoes and socks off. So I had to wear the sock after I jizzed in it.

Dude, wool socks are bad news.
by Slick Willie May 28, 2003
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Something that you put on your feet to keep them warm some men warm there dicks up with them
Woahhh look at that sock I bet he uses that on his dick
by Daddy finger November 05, 2017
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a secondary name used on a message board; a sockpuppet
He has about 3 socks on this board.
by Carmen October 24, 2003
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