Socialfail

A Socialfail is an activity that ruins ones social life.

"You play World of Warcraft? What a socialfail"

Socialfail by Egotist. December 22, 2008

socialfart 

- an unsanitized piece of real thought and feeling that somehow escapes our careful packaging. It floats around the room annoyingly, while everyone exchanges puzzled glances at the incongruous thread of truth that arrived unannounced and uninvited.

Title: We're Back!

Subtitle: (... wherein boomers start questioning everything again ...)

Pith: Like the incontinent seniors they will ultimately become, many baby boomers seem less capable now of holding back occasional bubbles of truth, which are now known by the neologism "SocialFarts".

Explanation: Though relatively well-behaved during their earning years, it has become clear that people in the boomer generation have not finished ranting about the state of the world and questioning the status quo. Many openly challenged the powers-that-be when they were young, and many more were too timid at the time to join them, but nonetheless shared their views - on war, sex, love, religion, government, school, work, and of course, parenting. Never fully domesticated in spirit, some inner part of them strains for release against the bonds of retirement security.

Consequences: The consequence is nothing short of the birth of a new quantum of truth - the SocialFart - a brief and unexpected stench of clarity superimposed on society's usual backdrop of denial and hypocrisy. Coughed up like a sound byte, tacked in bright colors on an office partition, or embroidered on the body as a cryptic graphic, the SocialFart promises to release into our already strained atmosphere whatever these grey-hairs have been brewing silently for the past four or five decades.

socialfart by Howeird February 18, 2009

socialzilla 

A person that takes their time to do things (such as talk to others and or talking to much), when others are waiting.

VERY RUDE TO BE A SOCIALZILLA

hey lets go" OMG HOLD ON!! IM TALKING TO SOMBODY! "we have been waiting for 30 minutes" OMFG OK IM COMING! BUT LET ME SAY BY TO SARAH!..... "lets leave her".. "I know.. she is such a socialzilla"

socialzilla by zillamaster July 18, 2011

socialfart 

- an unsanitized piece of real thought and feeling that somehow escapes our careful packaging. It floats around the room annoyingly, while everyone exchanges puzzled glances at the incongruous thread of truth that arrived unannounced and uninvited

Title: We're Back!

Subtitle: (... wherein boomers start questioning everything again ...)

Pith: Like the incontinent seniors they will ultimately become, many baby boomers seem less capable now of holding back occasional bubbles of truth, which are now known by the neologism "SocialFarts".

Explanation: Though relatively well-behaved during their earning years, it has become clear that people in the boomer generation have not finished ranting about the state of the world and questioning the status quo. Many openly challenged the powers-that-be when they were young, and many more were too timid at the time to join them, but nonetheless shared their views - on war, sex, love, religion, government, school, work, and of course, parenting. Never fully domesticated in spirit, some inner part of them strains for release against the bonds of retirement security.

Consequences: The consequence is nothing short of the birth of a new quantum of truth - the SocialFart - a brief and unexpected stench of clarity superimposed on society's usual backdrop of denial and hypocrisy. Coughed up like a sound byte, tacked in bright colors on an office partition, or embroidered on the body as a cryptic graphic, the SocialFart promises to release into our already strained atmosphere whatever these grey-hairs have been brewing silently for the past four or five decades.

socialfart by howeird March 22, 2009

Socialtainment 

The state of being entertained through social media.

Facebook has provided me with countless hours of socialtainment.

Socialtainment by Mic-Mad July 4, 2011

socialable penis

a classy penis a penis that loves to sit down with a wine and have a chat

"wow your socialable penis can hold a really good convosation"

"may i have another glass of wine socialable penis"

socialable penis by Swift December 13, 2003

socialbilly 

Noun: Socialbilly - defines a person who enjoys the interaction derived from being social. While many non-billys believe socialbillyism is defined by interaction with people, socialbillys may in fact enjoy the interaction with their pets, as much, if not more. A socialbilly will never meet a stranger because they can, and often do, initiate conversations.

Socialbillyism - neither age, gender, or race specific. Socialbillyism defines a group of individuals characterized by a strong religious affiliation as well as a firm political conviction. They are usually driven by the desire to share their time, and funds when needed, with family, friends and acquaintances.

social socialize sociability sociabilities socialbilly socialbillyism

socialbilly by mshill2010 December 21, 2010