Snyderized

When a kid with an extremely greasy mullet and a trashe stache, sexually manipulate you to do odd sexual favors( ie: licking peanut butter off of your dick) when you are under the influence, or by means of cash.

Girl:This sucks, the whole schoolhates me.
Freind: Why?
Girl: Chris snyderized me last night while i was totally wasted! Don't tell anyone, but he made me shave his balls then eat whipped cream out of his asshole!

by Kewie Bartheloumeo December 20, 2005

Snyderize

To make sexy time with someone or something.

Babs was looking horny as hell she totally wanted to get Snyderized!

by insanedave September 9, 2009

Snyderize

1. The awesome ability to turn any conversation into one about sex.
2. Sexualize

We were talking about my grandmother's funeral when that cool dude Snyderized it & we ended up talking about fishnet stockings

by redynsnam November 16, 2013

Snydered

When a snyder does something to you or your belongings or residence that is harmful or damaging

Hey what happened to your car.... oh I don't have it any more it was snydered

Or

What is all over you... oh just car paint I was snydered

by Packersgirl52 June 17, 2018

Snydered

To trick your boss into having sex with you so you can do shitty job and not get fired for it.

Melina: Mrs. Munroe sure got Snydered by that new sales guy, didn't she?

Glenda: I wish I was the boss so someone would snyder me. I'd provide job security and lunch to anyone who'd fuck me.

Melina & Glenda: Hahahahhhahahhahhahaahaha

by Real Wisemheimer February 11, 2010

Snydered

To overpay for a product (athelete) usually to ludicrous amounts, in reference to Dan Snyder- owner of the Washington Redskins.

Q: Danny-boy paid $8.6M for a trade for Mark Brunnell??

A: Yep- he got Snydered again. Just like he did with Bruce Smith and Jeremiah Trotter.

by JK March 3, 2004

Snyderize

The process of destructive alteration of a mold or machine component (or any metallic object) that results in wreckage and hilarity. Assault and battery committed against any tool.

Poncho better cancel all of his appointments...we've got level 2 snyder-ization in Lil Erie.

A 2" pin won't fit into a 1" hole - until you snyderize it.

by Gomez Sprinkles February 27, 2008