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One of utmost jewery.

Combined with both snow and jew, this recipient should be carefully monitored, as his jew powers are mighty.

Snowjews are known to unearth from the snow at random times, and maximize their jew-tributes.

Though their chicanery is strong, they are not plentiful in quantity, as it can take decades before one is morphed.

Should you have a friend that matches these intense attributes, please see the example below.
Snowjew: Well Tim! Lent is tomorrow! Looks like you have to give something up right?

Timmy: Yeahhh Yeahh i know... i just dont know what to give up.

Snowjew: Hmmm....

How about you u give up condoms for a day? I hear its super pleasurable! ;D

9 months later....

Timmy: GAD DAMN SNOWJEW!!!!!
Snowjew by StickyIcky June 12, 2012
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Snow Jew 

" Damn, that kid Pavel is such a fucking snow Jew "
Snow Jew by J.T.000 January 31, 2009

snowjealousy 

A feeling that stems from a combination of the intense jealousy experienced by people living in snow-deprived areas and the realization that this years Christmas will be as mediocre as the last.
Oh my damn you cannot believe the snowjealousy i have now.
snowjealousy by FBucket December 15, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004