SnowTube 

THE HORNIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON EARTH. loves him some asshole. good man.

bro i pulled a snowtube last night, i fingered 10 assholes with each finger while i fucked another girl in the ass. that night was crazy.

SnowTube by notyourmomlolez June 13, 2020

Alaskan Snowtube 

When a shit is taken on a girl's chest, then put in the freezer and frozen then used to "bang her like a dildo"

She was banged by an alaskan snowtube

Alaskan Snowtube by Xior October 28, 2008

Snowxuberance

An overflowing amount of joy and excitement for any snowfall, especially the first significant snowfall of the year and/or massive dumps from blizzards.

Related words: snow, snowpocalypse, snowing, dumping, powder

Stacey: "Marty is going off on facebook with links to pictures and video of the early snowfall up in the mountains. You'd think he won the lottery or something. How can snow make a person so happy? Is he nuts?"

Jerry: "Yes. I think he is nuts. I do not share in his snowxuberance at all. I hope it all stays where he lives."

Snowxuberance by m_piet September 17, 2012

snowtubbing 

Snowtubbing
Verb
(Snowtub, Snowtubbing, Snowtubbed)
The act of bathing in a jacuzzi/hot tub in the middle of a winter night. Usually addressed when over nine inches of snow has fallen.

Bro 1: We've been sledding all day, and my hands are so colder than a witch's tit. I wanna go home.
Bro 2: Bro, no you don't.
Bro 1: Why not?
Bro 2: We're going back to by place. We're gonna go snowtubbing
Bro 1: You want me to call up the babes?
Bro 2: Hell yeah.

snowtubbing by I'mThatGuy February 15, 2014