Snow Crotch Share definition Flag It's like fire crotch (red heads having red pubes) but this is with an albino person having white pubes. Jim: "Hey did you you see the new guy? He's albino" Joe: "Looks like we got a snow crotch." Snow Crotch by Hobo Destroyer November 10, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Snow Crotch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch