Snotty Dick

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When you giving him a little sucky sucky and you sneeze getting snot all over his dick.

Bro1: Yo fam I was getting a little sucky from Avs and I went to far and she gave me a snotty dick.
Bro2: Ew that's fucking gross as hell man.

Snotty Dick by Sucka McCock October 10, 2016

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Snotty Dickfinger

It’s when you sneeze in your hand then have a wank

John John sneezed in his hand then tore one off with his snotty dickfinger

Snotty Dickfinger by Casey317 May 13, 2025

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Dick Snott

Urban dictionary: a man's ejaculation or substance that comes from the muscle many call penis/ dick, shlong, pee pee, Becho and pinga.
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Used in a sentence: girl you better Not waste all my "dick snott"

Dick Snott by Miss Vendetta December 2, 2020

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Dickishly Snooty

It can either be done with a dildo or a real phallus. One person dresses as the monopoly man / mr. peanut (monocle REQUIRED). The "phallus" is then placed across the upper lip of the "snooty" much like a fake mustache. That person then tells an erotic story in the style of a masterpiece theater reading.

Also used to describe when someone is trying to be high-brow but sounds like they've got a dick for a mustache.

"That poetry reading was dickishly snooty"

Dickishly Snooty by ninjo May 4, 2010

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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