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"Always acting like im tryna see you, I ain't tryna see you unless it's bout the snootie"
Snootie by olive413 August 1, 2016
The act of being involved with another person sexually but not emotionally.
I don't need that jawn, I just need the SNOOTIE.
snootie by dojakat May 5, 2016

snootie snatch 

The act of getting touched in sexual ways
Getting sexed up to the point that you want to pass out and you are now that person's sexual victim
Pussy or Dick Whipped

-Dreamy San
John : Yo u trynna get your snootie snatched?
Jane : I don't know, I like my mental

Man sees fine ass female
Mikey : Im trynna hit that
Joey : Nigga She gone snootie snatch u
Mikey : I wish a bitch would

Random Thot : I got my snootie snatched last night thinking he was a munch and now Im snootie snatched
Another Random Thot: Biiiitttcch, when u goin back ?
Random Thot : In about an hour
Other Random Thot: U callin ?
Random Thot: Hell nahh girl, Im snootie snatched
snootie snatch by Dreamy San November 22, 2022

Snootie Crunch

The southern term for the female reproductive organ pussy
I got some snootie crunch off your mom up yonder the other night
Snootie Crunch by Garrett Hicks December 22, 2005
I put the snootie in her patootie.
snootie by Zigzagnignag July 9, 2016
I don't love you I just wanted some snootie
snootie by balls_deep213 October 13, 2016
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