"Those who know Bertram best are aware that in his journey through life he is impeded and generally snootered by about as scaly a platoon of aunts as ever was assembled ..."
P.G. Wodehouse
P.G. Wodehouse
by Jive Dadson July 31, 2011
The act of snorting a foreign substance thru the nose, that is not cocaine or other illegal drugs (ie. wasabi, mustard, etc)
by slightlyillegal July 19, 2008
Someone who pretends to be your friend so he can annoy you. He’ll leave you alone but when he feels like it he’ll go to annoy you and your friends.
by Your very good friend;) October 17, 2019
When someone's having sex and gets up to let the cat out and some gloop falls out of her vagina onto the cat's back
by Sarah Palin!!! September 13, 2008
by toadaly February 27, 2009
"Dude did you know she smokes and she's had sex with hecka guy?!"
"....so? I don't care!"
"......."
"you're such a SNOOTER!"
"....so? I don't care!"
"......."
"you're such a SNOOTER!"
by jennyyyyy August 22, 2009
A non-official term from the game of cricket referring to a bowler's delivery that completely bamboozles a batsman, and usually results in a wicket
by RJA1234 August 21, 2006