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a shitty but humble little town in washington full of old people and kids that walk around town for "fun" anyways they make a big deal about sports cause thats all we have. the funnnest things arent even in the town
1.movies in (monroe)
2.mall(alderwood)
im surprised most people havent left snohomish. i mean sure it has good character since the town has been around24357-0 years. dont even come visit it only has one motel and you will probably get bored the first hour but hey you could always go walk around town haha.
guy1:i love snohomish cause theres always something to do
guy2:really?
guy1:no haha.
snohomish by kadence123 January 25, 2010
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1.Somewhat small town. Populated with a myriad of species. Hangouts include, but are not limited to;
-Wired & Unplugged
-Pilchuck Drive In
-Parking Lots
2.Town with too many old people...not enough cool places...AND WAY TOO MANY ANTIQUE STORES!
Everett Dude 1:What's there to do tonight?

Everett Dude 2:Dude...NOTHING!

Everett Dude 1:What are we, Snohomish Now?

Everett Dude 3: Well let's party train to the boonies and have a PARTY!
Snohomish by \m/Anthony\m/ April 23, 2008
an entertaining place full of stoners :D
this place is cool to some
and hell to others
its uselessly dramatic
and the schools are shit.
i personally hate this place passionitly
but i know many people that wouldnt leave here ever
so i guess, its fun to visit and hangout in
but living here sucks
specially if you dont even live in town
so
go snoho
but then again
fuck it
woo i just moved here snohomish is amazing :D

two years later...

ugh why am i still here snohomish sucks ballllls
snohomish by keg? =pp. May 26, 2008

Snohomish High School

Snohomish High School, otherwise referred to as SHS, is a high school in the quite, buttfuck town of Snohomish. At Snohomish High School, kids enjoy bragging about their school spirit and shit talking GP (Glacier Peak High School) kids. Students at SHS are generally friendly, good kids. However, behind their goody facade is just a school full of druggies. Snohomish High has a very nice campus that both staff and students take pride in. Therefore, vandalism of the campus is rarely seen. According to upperclassmen at SHS, the class of 2021 is the worst group of freshmen yet. Due to the school's extremely involved student body, 2021's "idgaf" attitude is a huge disappointment to the rest of the school. Hopefully 2021 will realize they aren't hard and will take pride in their school like the rest of Snohomish'a students.
GP Kid: Snohomish High School kinda sucks.
Snohomish Kid: GP can eat my moms dick!

snohomish high school

smells bad, some nice people, kinda ghetto, pretty campus, cool ish when not dissing gp, sincerely: GP!
Do you smell that ghetto place over there? Oh yeah that's snohomish high school! Blech D:

snoobish 

noun.

1. a dick who is a slave to the mouse

2. a hairy creature, from the darkest depths of hell

3. a nice guy, who shouldn't have given his brother-in-law access to his laptop
"Hey, where is Chris today?"

"He's probably at Disney World, slaving away for the mouse...Stupid, snoobish."
snoobish by cuddleber November 3, 2013
Derived from the Hungarian word 'Szumis' meaning something that is nice to sniff. Soomish can also denote something which is soft and snuggly, but also smells nice. Soomish can also denote a term of affection, where people can 'Soom' or 'Szum' another person in a gentle sniffing fashion, much the same way that animals would give each other gentle sniffs when bonding. Holding down ones 'loved one' and sniffing them exaggeratedly is known as a Soom Attack.
That bear is really soomish

I gave my daughter soomish on her neck

Your bum is really soomish

I want to soom you (aka szum - hungarian spenlling)
soomish by Broomie February 23, 2011
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