Snidefining 

Passive aggressive lexicography

Bruce resorts to snidefining when at risk of losing an argument.

Snidefining by annanananas September 13, 2023

Sidelining 

The act of presenting oneself uninvitedly onto the sidelines of a crowded sports arena, while confidently and courageously avoiding any confrontation from security and/or unruly spectators. To achieve perfection in sidelining, once must present a photograph of said act as evidence that there are no signs of pursuit from the authorities.

Michael was banned from the Georgia Dome for three years after sidelining during the football game.

Sidelining by Stinky September 2, 2014