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sneaky bastard

Someone who is able to do something unnoticed.
Teacher yells at students for spray painting on the lockers. When the teacher turns his/her back one student hops out the window (first floor). The teacher turns back to give the remaining students cleaning supplies.

Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.

John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.
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sneaky bastard

when you're speeding, a cop who:
1.) at night, hides in plain sight without their lights on
2.) hides in one of the "emergency personel only" cut throughs on the highway
and waits until you pass him, then pulls you over
"You saw that cop right."
"No. He better not pull a sneaky bastard."
*sirens*
"DAMN IT!!"
sneaky bastard by superphatgurl March 21, 2010

Sneaky bastard

before you finger a girl go to the bathroom then get jizz on your finger then finger the girl.
Dude i gave that girl a sneaky bastard last night
Sneaky bastard by volcomkidd March 22, 2009

sneaky bastard

A guy who cheats quietly on his girlfriend behind her back and doesn't want be embarassed later, cause wants to get benefits on her.

* Someone who cheats on someone behind his/her back.
She loved and trusted him totally but that selfishness sneaky bastard cheated on her behind her back with other girls.
sneaky bastard by lick me now January 26, 2009

sneaky lil bastard 

A phrase used to express the sneakiness of a bastard
That sneaky lil bastard is back
sneaky lil bastard by Bodapoonboi December 26, 2016

Sneaky little bastard 

1. A insult meaning one who is sneaky and a bastard. The person whom it is describing does not necessarily need to be "little".

2. A term some use to describe small bugs or rodents which invade the home.
1. Ugh. I'm glad that Carson Reynolds, that sneaky little bastard, is gone!

2. I'm gonna kill these sneaky little bastards if it's the last thing I do!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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