Sneaky Turtles 

Origins unknown though thought to be cosmic as they were worshiped by ancient cultures worldwide. Most noted characteristics were endurance, sneakiness and a witty approach while stalking prey. It is claimed that victims were scared shitless but with a puzzled grin on their faces. The Sneaky Turtle diet consisted primarily of prepared lettuce and what seems to have been an early form of taco.

The Sneaky Turtles were relentless in it quest for victory ...

Sneaky Turtles by LizardLand October 21, 2020

Sneaky Turtle 

The act of surprising one's partner by taking a shit while on the receiving end of a rim job.

Fink was shocked when Termika slipped him the sneaky turtle.

Sneaky Turtle by donutpuncher22 January 5, 2009

turtlehead sneak 

A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.

Luckily for Eric, he realized his fart was a turtlehead sneak before he stained his underwear.

turtlehead sneak by Ulmelqlo April 30, 2008

turtlehead sneak 

A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.

Luckily for Eric, he realized his fart was a turtlehead sneak before it was too late.

turtlehead sneak by ulmelqlo July 27, 2008