Sneaky Sausage 

A term used by rapists to diminish the seriousnes of their actions when commiting unconsented anal sex on a partner during consented vaginal sex.

Wording typically used by by those that commit intimate partner rape. I shoved it in her ass before she could react, My girl was so surprised when I gave her that sneaky sausage, she banged her head on the headboard.

Sneaky Sausage by Lavosk June 14, 2023

Sneaky sausage 

your friend has just bought a big bag of sausages (16 or 18 pack) and you start to get hungry and you look around but you have you eyes fixed on the sausages and you think to you self one couldnt hurt and you have a sneaky sausage.

Friend: these are for the BBQ dont eat them
rory: sure no prob man im cool like that
Friend: ok i trust you

'friend goes out'

rory: hmmmm im hungry im cool like that, what is there?!? oh my sausages mybe i will just have one sneaky sausage. this leads onto a crafty wank.

Sneaky sausage by Craftywanker123321 May 29, 2009

Sneaky Sausage 

The act of pulling your penis out of a woman's vagina during rough sex and shoving in her ass before she can react.

My girl was so surprised when I gave her that sneaky sausage, she banged her head on the headboard.

Sneaky Sausage by SneakyMatt July 13, 2011