Snack Titties

The pillowy breasts of a soft, out of shape,overweight military male aged 18-25 years old. Most often found laying on his bunk (shirtless, trousers unbuttoned for relief) snacking on chips and candy watching Anime on You Tube. Re: SnacktivitySnacktive

Private Deyreal's increased snacktivity has gained him some real sweet SNACK TITTIES. That bitch better find a treadmill or he'll be chaptered out.

by FITOLDFK April 28, 2019

smack titties

When a chick's titties look like a piece of cotton sittin' in a soup spoon.

Damn, bitches smack titties are hit!

by Soy Sauce Jimmy August 4, 2016

SMACK DEM TITTIES!

-Waaaaatuuuuush!-

Dylan "IM GONNA SMACK DEM TITTIES!"
Nicole "Can I see your nips?"
Dylan "What?"
Nicole "Nothing, You heard nothing..."

by Lucian is Black April 8, 2015

Lying Sack Of Bitch Titties

A girl, with large tits, who is a liar and generally talks shit of everyone.

Boy #1: Dude, did you see Angelina Jolie say she loves Brad?

Boy #2: Yeah, what a lying sack of bitch titties.

by Sliced Wrist November 14, 2009