Smush Kabob 

When numerous people pile on top of one another (in a plank formation) while engaging in sexual activity.

Luke and Mitch smush kabobed for 4 hours straight

Smush Kabob by abckickit August 17, 2011

Shush Kabob 

Inserting one penis into someones mouth in order to stop them from talking.

If she doesn't shut-up, she's getting a Shush Kabob.

Shush Kabob by Queafer September 12, 2013

shushkabob 

(n). A penis that is used for the sole purpose of silencing another person by means of insertion into an orifice, esp. the mouth.

(v). The act of penetrating another with the intent of silencing them, often as a result of annoyance.

She kept going on about her intuitive cats, so I had to give her shushkabob.

Her rendition of More Than A Feeling is a desperate plea for a shushkabob.

shushkabob by Top Meat November 16, 2009

Shushkabob

To stop noise or get someone to stop talking…specifically about something you don’t want to hear.

You’re outfit is kinda ugly-

SHUSHKABOB!

-silence-

Shushkabob by Aria300 April 24, 2026