Smurf Kiss
Smurf Kiss by Jeff Segelke March 10, 2008
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Smurf Kiss
A droplet of the blue water in porashitters that is launched by reciprocal force onto your anus or any exposed . I.e. a massive turd that splashes water onto you.
Smurf Kiss by fiyz August 6, 2010
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The Smurf Kiss
When taking a shit in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and the blue water splashes back up to your ass.
Gavin was oddly aroused by the cool sensation of the Smurf Kiss after sweating one out in the hot porta-shitter.
The Smurf Kiss by ReconFreak May 23, 2022
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