A man with an incredible, almost god-like ability to consume massive quanities of busch lite. He is often identified by his enormous penis, big teeth, and bro-like characteristics.

Dude, we were about to have a raging party but then Soltisz showed up and whipped his nuts out and drank all our busch lite.

Soltisz by Bro-Master 2000 August 21, 2008

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sholtis

1) from the Latin root word "shortis stumpi"

2) the opposite of nardo

3) someone who is so money that passer-byers just stare in awe and wonder

4) the arch nemises of the comic book character "The Groomsinator"

5) also used as "Sholtergeist" as slang for the hit movie Poltergeist

That guy who just one the spelling bee has sholtis skills.

sholtis by Football GA October 23, 2006

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smoltitasking

The act of smoking and doing work at the same time. Similar to the word multitasking.

Boss: "Are you smoking or are you getting your work done?"
Worker: "I'm smoltitasking sir."

smoltitasking by Mackattackkkk February 22, 2013

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