smolden

A 6 foot 9 eminent tank of an alphamale with the best youtube channel to ever grace the human race. smolden has a gigantic penis that would obliterate any mother's pussy, but also has good morals that prevent him from disrespecting any being on the planet Earth (unless they're not subscribed to smolden). He has a heart the size of an Antonov An-225, with a great passion for flags and entertaining the people of the internet. Everybody loves smolden.

Frank: "Who's your favourite youtuber?"
Jesus: "Thats the dumbest fucking question i've ever heard. Of course it's smolden you dickwad"
Frank: "My bad, soz mate"

by Cale Bevans' Badger August 12, 2021

Smolden Sackgrab

When you grab the sack of a femboy, and proceed to castrate them. Then you eat the balls with barbecue sauce. six to eight hours later you stew your feces with slow cooked pork and feed it back to the "Smolden"

Mitchell and I performed the Smolden Sackgrab together, he loved it

by Mitchell Shuttleworth Holden May 23, 2024

Smolder

Flynn Rider's secret weapon, invented and demonstrated by him in Tangled, it is the channeling of one's charm through one's eyes to melt female hearts. A mandatory weapon in a charmer's arsenal.

Flynn Rider : Here comes the smolder

by MartianHorse September 4, 2013

May Swine Smolder

An epic pig roast occurring annually in May. In order for a proper swine smolder, said pig must weigh in excess of 100 lbs (45.36 kg) and be outrageously expensive. Also, in order to be official, said event must be announced daily beginning on April 7th of the given year. In addition, if one is invited to a May Swine Smolder and declines the invitation, that person is an ultimate schmeeb.

The epicness of this year's May Swine Smolder can't be matched.

by hog hooligan May 1, 2010

Smolder

A facial expression. Mainly used by fuckboi’s to make girls fall victim to their irristable looks. One eyebrow raised, closed mouthed half-grin, and slightly shut eyes is the typical smolder look. Can be done unintentionally but rare.

“Ugh Dean is doing that smolder thing again, does he even know what that look does to girls!”

by Hotboi6969 July 28, 2018

Smolderhalder

1.sexy, talented, and warm-hearted Ian Somerhalder; best known for his role as Damon Salvatore
2.Sexiest man on earth

damn, that guy is a Smolderhalder

by Lifesuxthnudie April 28, 2011

Smoldering

The act of accessing your deep, inner, and molten sexuality and shooting it through your eyes into an undeniably sexy stare. Smoldering bridges both gender and orientation, so anyone can fall victim to it's arousing and lustful nature. One may be able to command the masses with one glance if mastered.

Sam: No one ever wants to do what I want to do.
Wilson: Have you tried smoldering them?

Wilson: Want to go outside?
Sam: No Wilson, I don't want want to go to outside right now.
*Smolder*
Sam: No wait, yes, I do want to go outside.

by GSE 2010 August 10, 2010