smokes hog

To give a man oral pleasure. The giver can be either gender.

In the Hampton's Dane smokes hog at the gloryhole

by Senor Dale "Dane-o" Carrillo May 9, 2008

smoke hog

To engage in fellatio.

So, baby, do you smoke hog?

by petabo August 13, 2006

Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022