Smoking Penis

1. Fucking up.

2. Committing an act of complete buffoonery.

3. Talking some crazy bullshit.

I sent you to the store for wraps and you went and got some blueberry white owls? WTF dawg you smoking penis I ain’t hitting that

by Steve Globs March 8, 2019

Smoking Penis

a stupid ass phrase my dumb boyfriend said on the phone one time. apparently, it meant "to be trippin monkey balls" but i think that phrase is bumfucking stupid and i hope he dies

bro you're literally smoking penis rn

by carpetmuncher23 March 7, 2023

smoking penis

Trippin over nothing.

Bro, are you smoking penis?

by Gavyou June 1, 2017

penis smoke

Crack pipe smoking. Smoke from a "glass dick"

"dude i went to Tyrone's, and there was so much penis smoke in the room."

by krookedcrow September 7, 2008