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Smokin batshit

Smokin batshit refers to something somebody says or something you may see or read that is so stupid, beyond any possible redemption that the only way it could have been made was if the author was "smokin batshit."
I was at the car dealership the other day and asked how much to replace a brake light bulb. The guy tells me-with a straight face mind you-$47.00! I said "Dude you're 'smokin batshit,' yes guano, that savory crap found in a bat cave."
Smokin batshit by C55 May 31, 2018
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Smoking batshit 

The term "Smokin batshit" is a multi-purpose phrase used to describe any action Direction statement comment Etc that is stupid beyond belief. It refers not to the comment itself but to the generator or originator of said comment.

Of course you can always use it directly at the individual. Somebody says something to you or does something that just just jaw droppingly stupid you can say to them"you've been smoking batshit."
I walked into the store and I saw oranges$0.58 each. I stopped walked back to the display expecting to see pounds not each but there it was $0.58 each. I told my friend look at this somebody's been smoking batshit.
Smoking batshit by Rootnrom January 16, 2018