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Smoke you 

Coming from the futuristic movie, The Fifth Element, "Smoke you" is used to dismiss another person in a harsh, but not vulgar manner.
No, bitch. Smoke you!
Smoke you by kingkrab January 12, 2005

smoke you 

To confirm with antoher individual and (or) animal that it will be ass-beaten in a short time.
Dan: Hey bitch
Samsung: Smoke yous biotch.
smoke you by Cali4niaBreez September 30, 2005

Smoke you up 

letting a friend or someone smoke your weed with you for free
Milo - "heyyy man got any money for bud?"
Jenner- "nahh man"
Milo-"thats okay, i'll smoke you up"
Smoke you up by powerranja April 4, 2009

Smoke you out 

Usually a generous offer to provide someone with smoke-able drugs as to be enjoyed together. Similar to the way that someone might say “come over for dinner.” It implies that the person saying it, will be the “host” by providing “party favors” (in this case smoke-able drugs) to the guest, or the person they’re telling that too
Joe: “Hey Jack, wanna come over? I’ll smoke you out ‘cause you’re cool af”
Jack: “Ah man, thanks! I’m down to go smoke you you”
Smoke you out by AppleJoeAJ March 22, 2021

Smoke you out 

If someone says “let me smoke you out.” That means they want to smoke weed with you UNTIL YOU ARE HIGH.
“Hey King, want me to smoke you out?”

“When have I ever said no?”
Smoke you out by AYT October 3, 2021

Smoke You Out 

The definition of "Smoke you out" is to get a person completely blitzed on weed for a very long time.
Example: If a girl named Melissa said to a boy named Todd, Hey come work with me for four days and I will smoke you out. To accomplish this Melissa would have to get Todd high on weed for the full four days. If said girl only gives Todd one tiny roach on the first day this is "not smoking you out".
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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