Smoke Monster

A plot mechanism designed to disguise the fact that the writer hasn't closed a plot hole. Often used in lame TV shows that make their money from convincing the audience that they have some deep meaning when in fact they are making it up as they go along.

Lostie, Season 2: I bet the smoke monster is some deep metaphysical representation of the life force that is harnessed on the island!
Lostie, Season 7: Wait, they've all been dead this entire season???

Smoke Monster by Betrayed Lostie June 6, 2011

Smoke monster

(v.) Getting farted on whilst giving fellatio and/or cunnilingus; orig. Lost; can be quite upsetting for the receiving person especially during 69

"Yeah, it was awesome last night when I smoke monstered Cindy, but she didn't agree."

"I couldn't believe Tom farted when I was giving him a blowy - he totally smoke-monstered me."

Smoke monster by WalterFrankensniffs March 13, 2010

Smoke Monster

Very large mound of pubic hair.

Dude, I can barely see your cock under there! Yeah, time to trim the old smoke monster.

Smoke Monster by silksheets May 25, 2010

Birth a smoke monster 

The act of conjuring something of foul smell inside the bowels and then releasing this spirit for the world to experience. Birthing a smoke monster is also found in the Game of Thrones when the crazy lady in red gave birth to a black smoke monster, that bitch be crazy!

Nick held Steve's hand to comfort him so he could birth a smoke monster. This smoke monster devastated and evacuated the entire room.

Birth a smoke monster by dul3l3s July 27, 2013