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Smoke Cock 

Smoking Cock was defined as 1000 times gayer than sucking cock by one of the most respected Counter Strike Source players Nigga Jones.
Smoke Cock by potato chips August 4, 2009

Smoke cock 

Given the choice, when marijuana becomes legal, to smoke a fat blunt or some cock, the person chooses to stick with smoking cock because he is a homosexual who refuses to partake in recreational drugs.
Rob: Denis, when marijuana becomes legal will you smoke a fat blunt or continue to smoke cock?

Denis: Obviously I'll smoke cock.
Smoke cock by G1itter May 31, 2017

smoke my cock 

A direct imperative given at a time of great dismay. Usually said to an enemy or foe. Can be modified into a question. Ex. Why don't you smoke my cock?
While waiting in line some guy asked me to move so he could let his friends cut in. I told him to go smoke my cock.
smoke my cock by Jack Beats Nimble January 28, 2010

sticky cock smoke bomb 

When you cum under water in the bathtub, and get out shortly after. It feels like a glue bottle exploded on your stomach and treasure trail, because the cum doesn't clean very easily, and requires scrubbing.
The first time my cock smoked i thought it was a genie, but then i realized it was a sticky cock smoke bomb.
sticky cock smoke bomb by handl3r November 7, 2007

Cock Smoke 

Of pertaining to a person who sucks dick. A dick sucking whore.
Cock Smoke by 13 March 26, 2003

Cock Smoke 

a "tute", who only sucks dick, that means NO vaginal intercourse!
hey check out cock smoke over there!
or
you cant fuck that cock smoke but she will suck you off.
Cock Smoke by The Kenny K January 18, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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