Smoke My Rat Share definition Flag A less known alternative (especially to the unsuspecting female) to "suck my dick". Righto biatch... how about you smoke my rat, before I have to put it in yourmuckhole! Smoke My Rat by Pat Bateman August 11, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Smoke My Rat mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch