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when a chick smokes and gives you a blow job at the same time. the hot smoke feels wikked.
my girl gave me a smoke job last night.
Smoke Job by cruzie February 5, 2010
Words you can keep
Noun. A female of high caliber. So attractive she is ‘smoking hot’.
Holy cow, look at that smoke job.
term used in competion when a team or player absolutley annihilates and often embarrases its opponent
guy 1- hey you see the jets get tooled on by the pats yesterday
guy 2-ya it was smoke job
smoke job by cfoles November 22, 2005

stoke job 

Similar in appearance to the douch bag. The stroke job can easily be spotted at the bar wearing his express for men dress shirt with a neck tie at 10:30 pm. Exercise caution when approaching the stoke job, although he will tell you he is in "sales" what he means is, "I sell airtime at verizon wireless on commission."
"Check out the Gordon Geko wanna be at the bar."

"No shit. Nice tie stroke job!"

"Also dude, I think those rimless sunglasses might be for women."

"Why do you say that?"

"They have heart shaped lenses."
stoke job by mams January 4, 2005

Smokey Baloney Job 

Is the act of getting one's dick sucked while wrapped in Baloney or other lunch meat, just as the male reaches orgasm a smoldering cigarette is introduced to the meatus on the opening of the penis, sealing the penis shut and building up semen, which will make orgasm much more enjoyable . the step is then repeated with out the cigarette.
Lonely Man: How much for a SBJ.

Prostitute: Da fuck is that?

Lonely Man: You know a Smokey Baloney Job.

Prostitute: oh ok 50 bucks, but I got no Baloney.

Italian Butcher: It's fine you could buy some Prosciutto.
Smokey Baloney Job by mister4400 December 2, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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