Smoke a Cigarette
To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.
During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later
A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…
At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette
2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later
A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…
At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette
2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
Smoke a Cigarette by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023
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