Smoalk

Smoking or vaporizing alkaloids particularly N,N-Dimethyltryptamine

I didn’t break through I need to smoalk moar.

I extracted DMT from old bark setting in my cabinet for four years, using vinegar pickling lime and naptha and had dried crystals in a few hours. And I had the perfect amazing breakthrough. I didn’t have to smoalk moar because I’m not currently addicted to anything(Including Facebook caffeine and masturbation) and my receptors we’re lined up for the great experience. Just kiddin NEED MOAR

by BandanaBanana March 18, 2021

Smolka's Postulate

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009

smoaked

To be absolutely smitten with Felicity Smoak from Arrow.

The first time Oliver saw Felicity there was just something about her. He was Smoaked.

by BaitNBitch August 31, 2017

felicity smoak

Character from CW tv show Arrow.

Felicity Megan Smoak, MIT Graduate, Bitch with Wifi, 1/3rd Orginal Team Arrow, 1/2 olicity, light and love of Oliver Queen's life.

Your fave could never.

Oliver Queen: Felicity Smoak would you make me the happiest man on the face of the earth?

by BaitNBitch September 6, 2017

Smolka's 2nd Law

Smolka's 2nd Law states: Because of the eventual exhausting of resources, the expansion of growth must be stifled.

Smolka's 2nd Law illuminates the fact that taxes and inflation are not the problem but the solution. Compound interest on money, would mean that many more people would become wealthy. As, a preemptive strike, the national debt and collection of taxes insures that, that will never happen.

by Author Stephan Smolka May 26, 2009

Smalking

To talk while smoking. To have a mouth full of smoke and then to speak while calmly letting out smoke. Only done with smoking weed, otherwise people are known to look like a douche-fag smalking a cigarette.

- Wow man, im pretty baked. that was fucking great hash

- Yeah, but....."Noises of inhaling smoke"... I would totally not want to go to Vancouver.

- What did you just do right then? Were... Were you just smalking?

- Yes, yes i was.

by Moskowsatch February 13, 2010

Smoal

was used at Red vs Blue Christmas Special 2004

"F*** no! Do you know how much coal costs?! Like $5 a ton! I'm not spending that on losers like you. You're all getting lumps of Smoal."
"Whats Smoal??"
"Something like Coal but doesnt make any heat only smoke"
"What??? How that doesnt make heat?"
"Fuck do i know!?"

"Tucker, isn't Christmas the season of giving...holy shit Blue Santa!"

by Cole January 4, 2005