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All Smiles and Boners 

The state of mind a male enters when he subconsciously has a sexual fantasy, usually in the middle of class, church, a movie, at dinner, or any other inappropriate time.

It isn't until about three minutes into this mental state that smiles and boners occurs within the male and he realizes that he has been having sexual fantasies for an extended duration of time.

The temporary phase usually lasts until the boner becomes obvious, someone notices the male's lack of attention, or some other stimulus draws the male out of his state of arousal.
I was all smiles and boners until an old lady said, "I see you staring at your dog's pussy."
All Smiles and Boners by mourkeer August 13, 2012

All Smiles and Boners 

When the bride and groom kissed, I was all smiles and boners. Glad to see to people so in love.
All Smiles and Boners by t_white August 13, 2012
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026