Smells like cum! 

When someone gets done farting or burping you say "Smells like cum!" causing instant emb embarrassment and or questioning of your friend's sexual preference.

*FART*

Carlos "Ey...Jesus that kinda smells like cum!"

Jesus "So" *blush**blush*

Smells like cum! by Zeus15Negra December 7, 2010

you smell like dad cum

When you can't think of a come back really quick

Jessica: Tiffany we all know that you are cheating on Bret with Mike, you slut.
Tiffany: We all know that you suck your dad's dick every night Jessica...That's why you smell like dad cum

you smell like dad cum by Wetty Fap 3817 March 27, 2016

Booty skank smell like cumber 

When Kaiyas a little hoe and she just fucking calls her dogs skanks. She’s a beautiful little whore that loves buberries

I love her.. Booty skank smell like cumber.

Booty skank smell like cumber by Madidrapps August 15, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012