When someone gets done farting or burping you say "Smells like cum!" causing instant emb embarrassment and or questioning of your friend's sexual preference.
*FART*

Carlos "Ey...Jesus that kinda smells like cum!"

Jesus "So" *blush**blush*
by Zeus15Negra December 7, 2010
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Jessica: Tiffany we all know that you are cheating on Bret with Mike, you slut.
Tiffany: We all know that you suck your dad's dick every night Jessica...That's why you smell like dad cum
by Wetty Fap 3817 December 17, 2015
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