Smekens

A fish-like being that roams around Belgium and looks for unsucked toes

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A type of dangerous fish with shaved legs walking around in the north side of Belgium. The creature likes sucking toes and eating your toenails.

Watch out! The Smekens is coming!

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smevens

someone who lives on a farm and fucking reeks of horse shit who wants to be a chav.

"have you seen that new kid?"
"yeh apparently he lives on a farm or something"
"fucking hell he's a right smevens"

smevens by M.A.W March 14, 2007

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a party consisting of only one person smoking and then engaging in stroking.

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