Smekens

A fish-like being that roams around Belgium and looks for unsucked toes

watch out for the smekens

by dontavius fartlesteimer May 3, 2024

Smekens

A type of dangerous fish with shaved legs walking around in the north side of Belgium. The creature likes sucking toes and eating your toenails.

Watch out! The Smekens is coming!

by dontavius fartlesteimer May 21, 2024

smevens

someone who lives on a farm and fucking reeks of horse shit who wants to be a chav.

"have you seen that new kid?"
"yeh apparently he lives on a farm or something"
"fucking hell he's a right smevens"

by M.A.W March 14, 2007

smokeNstroke

a party consisting of only one person smoking and then engaging in stroking.

Last night I had an all night smokeNstroke.

by Hillratt January 2, 2012