smevens

someone who lives on a farm and fucking reeks of horse shit who wants to be a chav.

"have you seen that new kid?"
"yeh apparently he lives on a farm or something"
"fucking hell he's a right smevens"

by M.A.W March 14, 2007

Smeven

a great friend that you should always keep around. will play with your hair whenever needed and always the highlight of your day. the best support system you could ever wish for. if you know a smeven, cherish the smeven.

I'm having a bad day, I just need my smeven time.

by jujuonthatbeatayyy October 10, 2018