smegface
shut the fuck up smegface!!
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Smegface
Smegface is the Red Dwarf equivalent of Shitface, Fuckface, and other insults of that sort.
"Smeg" is a general-purpose swear word made up by Grant Naylor (the collective name of Doug Naylor and Rob Grant) for the Sci-fi Sitcom Red Dwarf, in order to get around language policies in TV.
The word was inspired by an Italian home appliance manufacturer going by the same name and not by smegma, like the first impression might rightfully suggest.
"Smeg" is a general-purpose swear word made up by Grant Naylor (the collective name of Doug Naylor and Rob Grant) for the Sci-fi Sitcom Red Dwarf, in order to get around language policies in TV.
The word was inspired by an Italian home appliance manufacturer going by the same name and not by smegma, like the first impression might rightfully suggest.
My roommate is 3 weeks late in his rent, but yesterday, he was rocking a pair of brand new sneakers, what a nervy smegface!!.
Hey waddup Smegface!!, long time no see!!
Hey waddup Smegface!!, long time no see!!
Smegface by Granudisimo February 8, 2018
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