Smeeg 

Household product which needs to be checked ten times using a smeegometer before each use to avoid danger. It is produced by SmeegCo and was recently subject to memes originating from r/196 that suggested the irresponsible practice of not checking Smeeg 10 times before its use. SmeegCo has denounced these memes as irresponsible.

Check your Smeeg 10 times before each time you use it!

Smeeg by voxaß November 9, 2021

smeeg 

a female that is well know for being a hoe. and that does everything anyone can think of, and tells her business without being ashamed..

eww she's a smeeg, yeah did u hear about her?
everyone keeps callin her a smeeg for no reason..

smeeg by Tee4125 May 22, 2006

smeeg 

noun:
1. WTF
2. ew

Adj.
1. fuck up

Also may be used when caught in an awkward silence

what a smeeg!

smeeg by G Swizzy May 16, 2011

smeeg 

1) the verb which means "to smoke weed"

2) smeegen-past tense

1) Yo, you want to come over and smeeg later?

2) Yeah man it was tight, we were smeegen the whole time

smeeg by Da F December 16, 2008

smeeg 

a very small man who has at least 5 counts of tax evasion on his criminal record

“bruh. this smeeg really evaded me.” (this is taxes speaking)

smeeg by megr__ November 17, 2021

Smeeg 

A nickname for Isaiah Moore

Smeeg now I'm Rey pack the shit out you.

Smeeg by Fin Germyas December 18, 2022

Seegasm 

Sexiest gay korean guy ever. Great in bed.

Woah look at Seegasm, I'd do him if he were straight.

Seegasm by anonymous September 28, 2020