smeegis 

1. a irregular occurrence that we have no word for

2. smeegis can be used in place of any noun, adjective, verb, or adverb if you are too lazy or cannot think of the specific word(s) at the moment

3. something to say while sneezing

4. replacement of a swear word

*note! smeegis is generally pronounced with a soft "g" (sounds like a "j" unless referring to a male or female word. female=soft g (sounds like j)
male=hard g

1. dude that was such a smeegis! did you just smeegis?!

2. dude I smeegissed my smeegis off at that party! (I danced my ass off at that party; I'm going to go brush my smeegisses (I'm going to go brush my teeth

3. instead of "achoo!" say "smeegis!"

4. what the smeegis?! (s)he is such a smeegis!

smeegis by smeegis! March 30, 2009

Sneegis

A weird cringy person or disgusting

Hannah Irwin is such a sneegis

Sneegis by The.gabe m February 6, 2017

Smeegie 

A Slang For Cigarette, Usually Used To Denounce The Fact That Nicotine Is Extremely Harmful To One's Self.

Hey Fred, Wanna Go For A Smeegie Break?

Or

I Need A Smeegie.

Smeegie by Capos November 12, 2009

smeegism 

a religion of getting pwned

Wow check out this noob i pwned..he totally practises smeegism

smeegism by nubtastic February 18, 2008

smergish 

Someone who feels the need to poop in squalor as many times as it takes to become a peanut butter queen.

"I heard you could became smergish after eating peanut butter with a spoon out of a jar. On the news there was a guy who was found in an alley filled with shit and empty peanut butter jars. He attacked anyone who came close to the jars, saying they were her majesty's crown.

smergish by CrimpusBrain.hlerrrr September 9, 2022

Shmeegish 

Rather tall, but smaller than a beegish.

"He was quite shmeegish."

Shmeegish by Kirbuff February 27, 2023