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smashin' ass 

Me calling my 81 year old father: "Hey, Dad, whatcha doin'?" My dad: "Smashin' ass."
smashin' ass by HeyLazlo July 11, 2011

ass smashin poop jockey 

A man who performs anal sex with another man for sexual pleasure.
That guy is definitely an ass smashin poop jockey
ass smashin poop jockey by Slicksta February 18, 2008

slashin the hogs ass 

When a small company raises their fees, typically displeasing their customers.
"Wow, that cleaning service sure is slashin the hogs ass. I'm probably not going to use them anymore."

smashing asses 

To have sex. Another term for the act of intercourse.
What were they doing in there? Smashing asses.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026