Smashin' Ass

A posterior which looks awesome in any kind of situation: whether it be jeans, tight pants, thong, pajamas or nothing

This is for my gurl Lauren who has a really smashin' ass. You'd swear it was touched by God Himself

by The_Reaper May 27, 2004

smashin' ass

Sitting around, doing nothing

Me calling my 81 year old father: "Hey, Dad, whatcha doin'?" My dad: "Smashin' ass."

by HeyLazlo July 11, 2011

ass smashin poop jockey

A man who performs anal sex with another man for sexual pleasure.

That guy is definitely an ass smashin poop jockey

by Slicksta February 18, 2008

slashin the hogs ass

When a small company raises their fees, typically displeasing their customers.

"Wow, that cleaning service sure is slashin the hogs ass. I'm probably not going to use them anymore."

by ellaguacamole January 7, 2018

smashing asses

To have sex. Another term for the act of intercourse.

What were they doing in there? Smashing asses.

by Stoned Ocalians April 6, 2008