Smashfuck

To smash something so hard it is fucked.

1. I smashfucked that rat in the bathroom with a wooden mallet.

2. Dude that deer on the road was beyond fucked, it was Smashfucked.

by Nemo Nobody. October 11, 2017

smafuck

As well as being a conjunction of "smart fuck," smafuck is also:
The act of brown-bagging a woman, otherwise figuratively "cropping out" the woman's face prior to and during intercourse, as the term is derived from "smaf," hence "smafuck."

Yeah, bro, that chick was a butterface, so I smafucked that shit.

by TheRealNeverender January 2, 2009

Glaswegian Swashbuckle

The art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.

Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...

Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**

Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.

by MigDaSlickest March 7, 2018

smashface

To shamelessly stuff your face with heavy foods (i.e. Pizza, burritos, doritos)

As I was snacking on a piece of pizza outside of the convienient store a gentleman walked passed and said, "oh, you be gettin' your smashface on."

by Lee Sauce April 14, 2006

smafuck

A conjunction of "smart fuck." Usually preceded by the word "one."

That boy's I.Q. is 144, he's one smafuck.

by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

Swashbuckler

Multiple meanings:

1. An extravagant swordsperson or adventurer of some sort.
2. A sword-weiling hero/villain/person
3. A play, movie, or book dealing with a swashbuckler, one who swashbuckles.


IMPORTANT NOTE: SWASHBUCKLERS ARE NOT ALWAYS PIRATES! Yes, most pirates are swashbucklers, but not all swashbucklers are pirates! Also, not all pirates OR swashbucklers are MALE! Get it? Got it? Good.

1 & 2. In that movie, he plays a dashing swashbuckler.
3. 'What kind of books do you read?'
'Oh, mostly fantasy tales and swashbucklers.'

by Nightie March 29, 2005

swashbuckling

to buckle swashes, to fight with swords brutally and in full pirate regalia (must include dagger, sword, eye patch, peg leg, great big pirate captain hat, parrot...you know, the works.)

The famous sea captain, Bluebeard, was quite the buckler of swashes...you might say, he had a knack for swashbuckling.

by hailtopiracy September 21, 2005