Smash Ass 

The art of sitting on your ass when you are suppose to be working.

The crew did not get anything done on shift last night but smash ass.

Smash Ass by Spacer335 November 10, 2015

Smash face ass 

A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.

Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.

Smash face ass by Careless50's November 27, 2021

ass stash

1. Something you have hidden up your ass. Most of the time when your hiding it from authority. After you keestered something, whats in your ass is your ass stash

Example: Prisoner #1-You still got that ass stash?

Prisoner #2-Yeah, I keestered that shit. We got some weed for later.

ass stash by keestermaster February 9, 2010

sash an ass 

The ultimate interaction with the divine being, ass. To sash an ass, one must achieve enlightenment..

I sash an ass on a daily basis.

sash an ass by Marchass June 24, 2004

flying asshole smash 

You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.

I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.

There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!

I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!

flying asshole smash by Lunicus November 4, 2013