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Smartied 

To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.
Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me.
Smartied by Meighan22 January 30, 2009

Smarties Cereal 

It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...
Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!

Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)
Smarties Cereal by Hat-face November 8, 2011

Smarties Smoke 

When someone (typically teens 13-17) crush smarties and puff the sugary powder out of their mouth imitating cigarette smoke
hey want to go for a smarties smoke?

psh duh! it will be totally trippy

Sharlize 

A name for a beautiful girl that can light up the darkest room. She can make you feel like the world revolves around you. Sharlize is funny and just a great person to be around, if you have Sharlize as a friend family member or if your lucky enough to have one as a significant other stay close to her. She will make you feel like 100,000 bucks.
Hello, Sharlize
Sharlize by Tiger124 January 8, 2017

smarties 

Stella asks, "My old man's having a party tonight and he needs some smarties. I know it's a liberty, but I thought you might know someone."
One-Two replies, "Sorry, love, that's not my thing"
- "RockNRolla" (film, 2008)
smarties by roglewis April 22, 2009

Teeth like a bag of broken smarties 

Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.
I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.
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