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smart shopper 

Annoying piece of shit that pops up whenever you do a Google search.
Let's look up cars on Google. Fucking smart shopper! I don't even want to buy anything and this dumbass this still comes up.

Shart Shopping 

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
Shart Shopping by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

Shart Shopping 

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
Shart Shopping by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

Shopping Shart 

unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping
Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.

Shopping Shart 

When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.
I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.
Shopping Shart by Crash Test Andy January 19, 2019

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